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Friday, March 31, 2006

Do You Know An Animal Rescuer in Need of a Makeover?

It's a conspiracy!

This email went out!

Hi there-
I am the Casting Director for the makeover show "How Do I Look?" on the Style.Network and I'm looking for an animal rescuer in need of a full makeover from hair to makeup to clothing (the worse the clothing, the better). The person we choose will receive a full makeover that includes hair (color and cut at a high end salon), makeup and lots of clothing, jewelry, bags, shoes and lots of extras such as spa days, trips, computers, furniture, gym memberships, etc. Plus, for this makeover, we would also highlight the animal rescue as well! Our show airs a lot, so it would be great for all involved.
Please e-mail photos and the story of the people you think would be perfect for a makeover to jbandemer@eentertainment.com. We're doing IMMEDIATE CASTING for this one!

Then my lead actress sent her this (and cc'd me)


I know the perfect rescue worker for your show. Her
name is Judy Crozier. I met her because of her plight
to save animals. She decided the best way to get the
animals help was to make a film about homeless pets
called "FREE to a Good Home"

I played the animal rescuer in the film. She never
ever is able to wear a stick of make up and hair is
just usually an 80's looking scrunchies. Most days
she was wearing bleach stained cotton stretch pants
and a t-shirt that had so many holes in it you thought
it was modeling after Swiss cheese.

But there are also the days when she does have to get
dressed up. Those consist of chap stick, moisturizer
combed hair (possibly) and a florescent tie-died
t-shirt (hopefully with no animal discharge on it) and
never with out pet hair.

During the filming of the movie she lived in a small
trailer with 5 pets I believe sandwiched in there.
Her trailer burned down. She lost all but one pet and
almost everything she owned. (she is now trying to
rebuild her life) Thank God her clothes burned, but
she has reverted back to her old tie-died ways.

Please help her. She is frazzled like all animal
rescue people saving one animal at a time. But she
really needs to be presentable to meet with the
Hollywood people who can help get her movie out there
for all to see. In that sense she is able to help
millions of more animals when people see this film.

Thank You for your consideration.

Love her embarased (but well meaning) friend.
PS She never has photo's taken but you can see a
candid shot of her on the website www.FREEtoaGoodHomeMOVIE.com

Then I showed my friend Joan what Katie did and here was her reply...

I was going to email Jill about you also, but wanted to check if that

was okay

MAKE OVER and FREE CLOTHES and hair cut



There is nothing wrong with TYE DYE its bright and fun!

This just in... yet ANOTHER letter. "Dated" My wardrobe is not "dated" tye dye is coming back, damn it!!!

Dear Jill:

I would also nominate Judy Crozier of "FREE to a Good Home" for your
animal rescuer makeover.

Judy is a director who recently filmed the movie "FREE to a Good Home"
about the plight of abandoned animals. She is constantly busy picking up
stray animals and has very little time to focus on her own personal
appearance. I think she could definitely benefit from a professional
makeover. Her style is a bit dated and I'm sure that your viewers would
enjoy seeing Judy's outgoing personality and exceptional efforts in saving

Yours sincerely,
Jill Fraser.
Yes, and I am sure they would love to put me in some outfit only to have the three day old puppy I am bottle feeding poop and drool all over it!

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Personal Stuff, Puppy Stuff and NLOL Stuff

Personal Stuff:

My dad had bypass surgery. All went well but it has been a stressful time.

Puppy Stuff:

I am bottle feeding two days old puppies. They were left out in the cold and rain and we just got them yesterday and one died last night the other this morning. The last one is strong and eating well.

NLOL Stuff:

During the whole protest of the Genesis Awards. I was being my usual philosophical self and someone took it upon themselves to email me directly to tell me I was wrong and etc. Which of course I took upon myself to say, not necessarily. And in attempting to show examples that criticism comes to all of us. And that we need to look at the salaries of Non Profit Execs. I mistakenly thought that Bobby with NLOL took a salary which apparently he does not. That is impressive. I thought for sure that would be on his website that he is a volunteer. WOW.

However, one thing I said was implying was the questions - should all rescuers live in squallor and not draw a salary- because frankly I would not be put off if he did draw a salary, rescuing is hard, time consuming work. My point was we needed to find a middle ground.

But I got emails from Three people as a result of that email, saying they never wanted to talk to me again. All I was trying to point out was that we should not be so quick to point the finger and run to protest a group who has done so much good. And that the infighting and the public seeing rescuers infighting really harms more than it helps. And I was saying that it would be insane to protest the Genesis Awards just as it would be insane to protest a Best Friends Super Adoption or the NLOL Nuts for Mutts.

But clearly I communicated really poorly. And I frankly feel like absolute SHIT. I admire these people and they probably think I am just the most evil person.

Nevertheless I feel like absolute SHIT and all I was trying to do was open peoples eyes to looking at the situation from a different perspective. Guess I sucked at that.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Changes and Tonight!

I made one change to my blog page.
I finally placed the Newsletter Join Now button on this page!

And TONIGHT I am going to the Genesis Awards!
Check out the article on Gretchen Wyler in VegNews!

So excited!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Article in Blue-Ize

As a native Clevelander, there is soon to be an article in
Blue-Ize about FGH.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Birthday Wish

My birthday is Saturday March 11th.
For my birthday present to myself
I will be volunteering at the Genesis Awards.

For my birthday wish, I hope all who stop by my blog
or who glance at it from time to time, send a link to my
site or blog out to at least one person.

That is my birthday wish.


Thursday, March 02, 2006


Feel like quitting.

I do not think I am very good producer since this thing isn't done.

I suck.