Defination of the "Indie Filmmaker"

"indie filmmaker"
is defined by the following responsibilities:
a. assistant to the producer
b. producer
c. PA
d. executive producer
e. publicist
f. press release writer
g. dog walker
f. receptionist
g. accountant
h. drafter of deal memos
i. blogger
j. web designer
k. temp (for another company, in order to pay rent)
l. editor
m. plummer
n. cook, cleaner
o. friend
p. activist
q. daughter
r. sister, cousin
s. assistant to the executive producer
t. thank you note writer
u. filmmaker/creator
v. fundraiser
w. event organizer
x. writer
y. director
z. graphic artist and photographer

P.S.("We" are currently hiring for an assistant to the indie filmmaker. Inquire within. Salary includes; one FGH T-Shirt, one FGH Gourmet Chocolate Bar, one Jezebelle of your choice and size, one BagsonBoard tote, also "our" gratitude for all eternity. Oh, yeah, and screen credit.)